Okay, got another story to tell about the evils of Russian women... well, not Russian this time but close enough- Ukrainian.
So my mom knows some old lady whose son married a Ukrainian woman, very attractive woman he met online. He seemed to think her being smart and having a big medical degree made her a good catch.
But bear in mind that the Ukraine borders Russia and much of it's population is Russian.
Sigh.... you know only bad things happen when you fuck around with Russian women.
Well, sure enough, after a couple of years the woman divorced his ass and took half his stuff. She also "cashed in" his 30-year old coin collection, ie, putting a $50 quarter into a candy machine.
The lesson? According to my mom, "you can't trust Eastern European women, only marry an American woman."
Well, I don't think all women east of the Berlin Wall are necessarily evil but apparently you gotta add the Ukrainian woman to the dreaded Succubi category of woman inhabited by the vile Russian woman. She's generalizing with "Eastern European", I doubt that, say, Polish women are like that. But in any case, I'll add more nationalities to watch out for.
So, to amend my earlier list, here's the -five- rules to dealing with Russian AND Ukrainian women.
To any men out there, never forget the 6 rules of dating Russian/Ukrainian women.
1. Fuck em.
2. Never marry em.
3. Never have babies with em.
4. Lead em on with false promises for as long as you want to fuck them for.
5. Leave em.
6. If you're dumb enough to actually marry one then make them sign one HELL of a pre-nup... and be careful that your ex doesn't piss you off enough to slap her and scream racist insults at her while she feigns innocence and records the whole thing with her diamond earring microphone before trying to anonymously leak it to the press.
I'm fucking serious. The Russian and Ukrainian woman will fuck you and your big American house and wallet over if you let them- so why nor hustle them instead? I don't consider myself sexist but when it comes to Russsian and Ukrainian women....
Treat em like this song says. Anyway I'll be adding in more Succubi nationalities as I pick up more stories.
P.S.- A friend of my mom's son has fallen for a Russian woman! Dear God, and he's refusing to listen to the advice! This fool should spend the money on Vegas. Or he may as well just donate it the Russian embassy.
Look, it happens all the time- happy and productive long-term marriages between American and Russian/Ukrainian women are about as common as white albino elephants on skateboards. If you want to fuck around and try the "serious love" thing with a Russian/Ukrainian then be my guest, but don't say I didn't warn you. I mean, I am posting this as a PSA. Enough American boys in Houston have been fucked over by these Russian-Ukrainian whores so I'd like us to be the ones to start fucking them over instead.
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